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Top 10 NBA Players and Their Candy Bar Comparisons

  • Will Rommell
  • Oct 17, 2018
  • 2 min read

I made this list in July of 2017 but apparently I never posted it. However I forgot how fun this was to make and how well I think it came out. Also a fitting time to post seeing as the 2018-2019 NBA Season just kicked off, enjoy!!!

10. Blake Griffin: Butterfinger, still one of the best candy bars out there, great taste,

but breaks very easily. Really holds it back from being one of the very best out there.

9. Chris Paul: Mr. Goodbar, has been great for a long time and the name fits perfectly, Paul is one of the best guys character wise in the league. Also has two components that makes them both great.

8. Paul George: Nestlé Crunch Bar, very very good, but not great. Similar to the texture of a Kit Kat, but not as good. Can almost keep up with it but not quite. Keep reading to find out why I say that.

7. Anthony Davis: Milky Way, consistent and very smooth. Has multiple components that make it great. Both are seemingly out of this world. Good pun right?

6. James Harden: PayDay, while the worst out of the old 3 Musketeers (Durant, Westbrook, and Harden) still good but is weird looking and the name is perfect seeing he just got a 4 year extension making his contract 6 years $228 million.

5. Kawhi Leonard: Hershey Bar, a quietly consistent, dependable candy bar. Used in so many ways and is good in all of those ways.

4. Russell Westbrook: Snickers, a classic that everyone loves. A little nutty, but a good nutty. Complimented by the explosiveness of nougat and caramel.

3. Steph Curry: Reese's Cups, a lot of people's favorite but slightly overrated. Still great but not the best, as many people think.

2. Kevin Durant: Twix, silky smooth and always comes up clutch in most big moments, also comes in two, just like Durant and his best buddy Russell Westbrook...oh wait.

1. LeBron James: Kit Kat, the best there is. Not everyone's favorite, but always great. May be a controversial pick for being the best.


 
 
 

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